What Does She See In Him????

New York socialite and publishing heiress Lydia Hearst gets

down and dirty - real dirty - with bad boy Crisco Adler at

JoonBug Productions and SKY NY’s Mali-BOO Halloween

Party.

What is Crisco supposed to be???? Besides trashy.

What does she see in him??? Really. What???

He probably just keeps her drugged up the whole time!

Right???

After all, he did date Mischa for a long time, if you know what

we mean.

What’s Worse???

What is more vomit-inducing: Teri Snatcher

as a character from Alice in Wonderland or

Crisco Adler as a Greek Viking?????

Tough call!

P.S. Our Halloween outfit is AMAZING. It’s

topical, clever and NO ONE has worn it yet

at any of the costume parties we’ve been to

yet.

Can’t wait to rock it!

Come party with Perez in Atlantic City on

Halloween! Click here to RSVP. It’s free!